All posts are humor and other infotainment got from the internet that are in public domain.
Thursday, 12 December 2013
Single Black Female
This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.
Love the response this ad got!!
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.... Call(404) 875-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....
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Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society.
Love the response this ad got!!
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.... Call(404) 875-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting.....
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Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society.
Friday, 6 December 2013
Thursday, 5 December 2013
Friday, 29 November 2013
Self Appraisal
A little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number.
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
Boy : "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman : (at the other end of the phone line) "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
Boy : "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the person who cuts your lawn now."
Woman : I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.
Boy : (with more perseverance) "Lady, I'll even sweep the floor and the stairs of your house for free.
Woman : No, thank you.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.
Store Owner : "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."
Boy : "No thanks,
Store Owner : But you were really pleading for one.
Boy : No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!"
The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
Boy : "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman : (at the other end of the phone line) "I already have someone to cut my lawn."
Boy : "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the person who cuts your lawn now."
Woman : I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.
Boy : (with more perseverance) "Lady, I'll even sweep the floor and the stairs of your house for free.
Woman : No, thank you.
With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.
Store Owner : "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."
Boy : "No thanks,
Store Owner : But you were really pleading for one.
Boy : No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!"
Wednesday, 27 November 2013
3D Murals by John Pugh
Main Street , Los Gatos , California . Even the woman peering into the ruin is part of the mural. |
Taylor Hall, California State University, Chico , California . The Doric-style columns are actually nothing but paint. |
This mural at the Caf e Trompe Loeil, San Jose , California , is entitled Art Imitating Life Imitating Art Imitating Life. This customer doesn't leave at closing time |
Twenty-nine Palms, California . Valentine the bull and a patient buzzard are waiting for the artist to awake. |
Bay in a Bottle , Santa Cruz , California . The passer-by is part of the mural. |
Looks like a nice spot to rest your weary feet on a sidewalk in front of the Sarasota County Health Center, Florida. |
Slowin Down to Take a Look in Winslow , Arizona . Included, of course, is "a girl, my lord, in a flat bed Ford slowin down to take a look at me." |
artist John Pugh |
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