A
definition of globalization that I can understand and to which I now can relate:
Question:
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer:
Princess
Diana's
death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
Princess
Diana's
death.
Question:
How come?
Answer :
An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
riding in a
in a French tunnel,
riding in a
German
car
car
with a
Dutch engine,
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
by a Belgian
who was
drunk
drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi,
Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles,
Japanese motorcycles,
treated
by an American doctor,
using
by an American doctor,
using
Brazilian
medicines.
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
sent to you by
a
Canadian,
Canadian,
using
American
Bill Gates' technology,
Bill Gates' technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that
uses Taiwanese chips,
and
uses Taiwanese chips,
and
a
Korean
monitor,
monitor,
assembled
by
by
Bangladeshi
workers
workers
in a
Singapore plant,
Singapore plant,
transported
by Indian
by Indian
truck drivers,
hijacked
by Indonesians,
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends,
is Globalization !
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